i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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