so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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