the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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