I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
