im drinking this country out of the recession.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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