jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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