that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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