I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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