Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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