The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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