and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Non-Jews are for practice
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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