she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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