he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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