Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
third nipple confirmed
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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