My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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