SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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