I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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