i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
