Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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