Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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