guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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