So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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