I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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