i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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