I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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