Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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