Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Randomize
