Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You took a bar mat shot.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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