Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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