We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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