I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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