can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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