Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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