wat bout pragnant strippers??
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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