I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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