Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize
