We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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