Already got asked if we're dating
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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