we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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