Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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