Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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