Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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