Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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