You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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