trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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