She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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