She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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