the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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