I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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