she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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