Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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